I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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