If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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