He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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