I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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