I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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