I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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