Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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