I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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