You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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