he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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