why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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