the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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