At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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