scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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