I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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