I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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