don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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