i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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