So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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