This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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