Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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