This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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