I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
