Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Drake has all the answers
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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