Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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