he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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