Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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