my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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