i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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