Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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