they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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