But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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