Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
She even gives head with a lisp.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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