yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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