At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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