I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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