My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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