I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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