Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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