My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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