do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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