But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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