Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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