Only a mothe r could love this liver
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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