Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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