we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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