I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
