This is not my ceiling
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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