Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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