he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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