i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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