Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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