You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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