you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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