Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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